THE NEELY FILES

If you listen to White Noise, you've probably heard mention of our dear friend, Jefferey Neely. Like all dear friends, Jefferey is not above the occasional groundless mocking of nothing that's actually related to him in any way.

Well, one day, me and The Jefferey were video chatting over Skype, and he happened to make a silly face at the exact instant I happened to notice the "Take Screenshot" button. In this photo, to everyone's amazement, Jefferey was simultaneously making every human emotion possible. So Ian and I naturally did what anyone would do: we took the picture into Photoshop and made a series of artwork all about Jefferey and his goofy awesomeness, using only variations of that same image, with the intention of bringing out each of these emotions one by one. For your viewing pleasure, I present those images here, for they are lolworthy.

The Original

The Original

Pink n' Pretty Jefferey

Pink n' Pretty Jefferey

Leprechaun Jefferey

Leprechaun Jefferey

Timewarp Jefferey

Timewarp Jefferey

OHMYGODIMONFIRE Jefferey

OHMYGODIMONFIRE Jefferey

Jefferey and the Abyss

Jefferey and the Abyss

Heartless Jefferey

Heartless Jefferey

Shoop Da Whoop Jefferey

Shoop Da Whoop Jefferey

Wendy's Jefferey

Wendy's Jefferey

Awesome Jefferey

Awesome Jefferey